Lest we forget.

Hi!

Ever you ever forget something important? *waits for reader to think 'yes'*
See! So its not just me!
It seriously took me 5 trys to log in to blogger because I forgot my username~ password~ where I had left my computer.
(lol I brb 5mins)

SDJFKUHGSOvhosd Jons a loser and his blog sux!~ DFJHSKVJHKDFKVH

(back)
You see a Bad memory is a real problem, It even spoilt my chances of dating this girl I use to like.

On my way to work

Hot Mystery person: Oh My Gosh! Jon is that you?!
Jon: *whats her name ... ...*
Jon: *Ewe crap*
Jon: *I know it starts with a J...*
Jon: Ummm HI! .... Jee....rr....m...ahh...ish...y....
Hot Mystery person: Whattt! u cant remember my name?
Jon: Julia, Its Julia ^_^ *phew*
Julia: Oh good you remembered.
Julia: Umm... did you forget to put on pants this morning?
Jon: *looks down* ... oh yes... I... er.. forgot. (shifty eyes)
Julia: *runs away*

Ok so maybe that wasnt so much memory. But still.

Personally i like to blame everyting on drug pharmaceuticals.
#Pharmaceutical Rant#
Stupid pharmaceuticals... oh sure its so easy to produce paste a gel that makes my teeth whiter but they can't even make me a one tiny little Super Pill that gives me a exceptionally good memory with smouldering good looks and 20/20 vision.

Lol I'm all ranted out Ttyl =D

Lest we forget.
JonL

P.s. OKOK i admit this is VERY RANDOM like on a scale of 1 to......2 its a 2 but atm im V. Sleep deprived =D

Anything and Everything

Hi! Don't you think it would be awesome to be famous on TV? Not only can you be seen by millions of judgemental people you can also give great shout outs (Hi Mum!).

But i guess after a while it would be kind of tiring, I mean with the press and all always asking what you are up to and if have time to talk, Surely you would run out of things to say after a while!


Reporter: Jon do you have any quick words for us?
Jon: Err. Apple, car, Emu, Wind resistance, Waffles
Reporter: O_o" thanks.


And for a real example take famous TV personality Dr Phil. After being on Tv for years he has become inapt at normal speech


@ Mc Donalds

Dr Phil: "Nowww Donnie, Don't try give mee an pebble an' call it a magic lamp, nowww Look deep ennside yourr self and bee 'onnest, Help me to help you to help me help youuu"
Cashier: "sooo.. your saying you want the coffee?"
Dr Phil: "Like the bear raises its cubs, No one else can change you, you must change you if YOU want to change"
Cashier: =_=?

I guess (Luckily) the only way for some of us to be 'on' the television is to sit on it.

Jonl

A Jelly For Your Thoughts?

Hi! Isn't it funny how some people are starting to use food as an adjective? I'm sure you have all heard of the expression "Cool bananas"? I myself was introduced to this saying back in 2004 when i was working my 1st job at Toys R Us.

Work persons: Hey whats up?
Jon: Umm. Notmuch ^_______^
Work persons: oh Cool bananas
*work persons walks away*
Jon: >_O? dubber-ewe teeee efffff?

... After this my 1st thoughts were: "Whats cool about bananas" and my 2nd was "was she making a racist comment about the color of bananas?" Then "OHH EMMM GEE SHEs A BANANA HATER!" . After that day i regarded her as a semi-racist-banana hater. [[[ SORRY AMANDA! ^____^ ]]]

So what I'm Proposing is that there is an official list of these "food adjectives which every one can refer to hence avoiding confusion, mis-understanding, and calling people racist.

List Of some of Jons Food Adjectives:
Cool Bananas - Cool (to be cool, also discribing something as cool)
Steak Sauce - Awesome (coz' stake sauce is just so Awesome)
Weak Sauce - Opposite of Steak Sauce
Juicy watermelon - ... When something is as juicy as a watermelon? (may only apply to a discribing a watermelon)

Open to ideas just leave them in a comment ^_____________^

JonL

Blogging is hard =/

Dear, Bloggy.

Today was a very boring, I started off with me setting up the new computers. There were cockroaches waiting in some of the boxes and when I opened them they jumped out and surprised me. Yucky cockroaches *Jon stomps on cockroaches*

The internet was also down (at 8:00am) and so I didn’t have a chance to check my helpdesk mail. And now I am typing this blog on word as the internet is still down (at 4:00pm) =( Poor me

Anyway my manager has just left so me and my work Buddy are about to play games =D.

The Primordial Eggplant

Ohh Mahh Gohh!! My eyes are runny, my head hurts and I feel like a retarded Primordial Eggplant **Jon picks at his eye** This morning has started out a bit.. well, late I guess is the only way to describe it, you see after waking up late, due to going to bed late, I ate breakfast late, got dressed late and then went to work late, after which my girlfriend called me and told me she was late =O … Lol, Okay luckily the last one wasn’t true, but any way here I am now in my Primordial Eggplant like state staring blankly at the fuzzy comforting glow of the computer screen while lightly inhaling the smell of pasta which my supervisor is eating. From behind me a talkative Irish lady (Jon’s other manger) penetrates my state of Eggplant-ty meditation. Hmm **Jon rests his head in his palms and slowly lulls off to sleep **

**Jon is a dark purple Primordial Eggplant egg plant with two big round eyes, he is lying in the dirt on a farm’s vegetable patch looking up at the sky. “Omg how great is this.. So relaxing.. Being an eggplant is the B.O.M.B” Jon the egg plant rocks back and forward a bit enjoying the warm sun. SUDDENLY a brown boot lands next to him “OMG WHAT IS THAT?” Slowly a figure moves forward, its head blocking out the sun with a red dot in where its eye should be (like the terminator). “AGHHHH DON’T EAT ME!!!!” egg plant Jon screams thrashing around.**

**Jon looks up** What the heck? **Jon’s manager is shaking the back of his chair looking at Jon's monitor “What’s that? Jon is a dark purple Primordial Eggplant egg plant???” Crap I better go =D until next time!

Grand Opening of Jon-A-Fan's Bloggy!!!

**Jon is standing alone under a spotlight dressed in a black tuxedo, shiny top hat and rose in his breast pocket, a bead of sweat rolls down his forehead as he nervously clears his throat **

WELCOME! WELCOME ALL TO THE OPENING OF MY VERY FIRST BLOG! **Jon pauses to hear audience's clap, one person Boos** Get stuffed you =] Anyway as I was saying I'm new to this whole blogging 'scene' so if at any stage you dont understand what I'm saying or feel a little lost please feel free to skip ahead or alternatively, learn English Jks.

If you don't know me theres a little about me over here **Gestures to the right of the screen** or you can continue to read my bloggy and discover the true Jon over time =]

Any who Enjoy!

P.s. To any thieves who are cause stealing exerts from my Bloggy at any stage, I will hunt you down and and steal your pants >:D