Lest we forget.

Hi!

Ever you ever forget something important? *waits for reader to think 'yes'*
See! So its not just me!
It seriously took me 5 trys to log in to blogger because I forgot my username~ password~ where I had left my computer.
(lol I brb 5mins)

SDJFKUHGSOvhosd Jons a loser and his blog sux!~ DFJHSKVJHKDFKVH

(back)
You see a Bad memory is a real problem, It even spoilt my chances of dating this girl I use to like.

On my way to work

Hot Mystery person: Oh My Gosh! Jon is that you?!
Jon: *whats her name ... ...*
Jon: *Ewe crap*
Jon: *I know it starts with a J...*
Jon: Ummm HI! .... Jee....rr....m...ahh...ish...y....
Hot Mystery person: Whattt! u cant remember my name?
Jon: Julia, Its Julia ^_^ *phew*
Julia: Oh good you remembered.
Julia: Umm... did you forget to put on pants this morning?
Jon: *looks down* ... oh yes... I... er.. forgot. (shifty eyes)
Julia: *runs away*

Ok so maybe that wasnt so much memory. But still.

Personally i like to blame everyting on drug pharmaceuticals.
#Pharmaceutical Rant#
Stupid pharmaceuticals... oh sure its so easy to produce paste a gel that makes my teeth whiter but they can't even make me a one tiny little Super Pill that gives me a exceptionally good memory with smouldering good looks and 20/20 vision.

Lol I'm all ranted out Ttyl =D

Lest we forget.
JonL

P.s. OKOK i admit this is VERY RANDOM like on a scale of 1 to......2 its a 2 but atm im V. Sleep deprived =D

Anything and Everything

Hi! Don't you think it would be awesome to be famous on TV? Not only can you be seen by millions of judgemental people you can also give great shout outs (Hi Mum!).

But i guess after a while it would be kind of tiring, I mean with the press and all always asking what you are up to and if have time to talk, Surely you would run out of things to say after a while!


Reporter: Jon do you have any quick words for us?
Jon: Err. Apple, car, Emu, Wind resistance, Waffles
Reporter: O_o" thanks.


And for a real example take famous TV personality Dr Phil. After being on Tv for years he has become inapt at normal speech


@ Mc Donalds

Dr Phil: "Nowww Donnie, Don't try give mee an pebble an' call it a magic lamp, nowww Look deep ennside yourr self and bee 'onnest, Help me to help you to help me help youuu"
Cashier: "sooo.. your saying you want the coffee?"
Dr Phil: "Like the bear raises its cubs, No one else can change you, you must change you if YOU want to change"
Cashier: =_=?

I guess (Luckily) the only way for some of us to be 'on' the television is to sit on it.

Jonl

A Jelly For Your Thoughts?

Hi! Isn't it funny how some people are starting to use food as an adjective? I'm sure you have all heard of the expression "Cool bananas"? I myself was introduced to this saying back in 2004 when i was working my 1st job at Toys R Us.

Work persons: Hey whats up?
Jon: Umm. Notmuch ^_______^
Work persons: oh Cool bananas
*work persons walks away*
Jon: >_O? dubber-ewe teeee efffff?

... After this my 1st thoughts were: "Whats cool about bananas" and my 2nd was "was she making a racist comment about the color of bananas?" Then "OHH EMMM GEE SHEs A BANANA HATER!" . After that day i regarded her as a semi-racist-banana hater. [[[ SORRY AMANDA! ^____^ ]]]

So what I'm Proposing is that there is an official list of these "food adjectives which every one can refer to hence avoiding confusion, mis-understanding, and calling people racist.

List Of some of Jons Food Adjectives:
Cool Bananas - Cool (to be cool, also discribing something as cool)
Steak Sauce - Awesome (coz' stake sauce is just so Awesome)
Weak Sauce - Opposite of Steak Sauce
Juicy watermelon - ... When something is as juicy as a watermelon? (may only apply to a discribing a watermelon)

Open to ideas just leave them in a comment ^_____________^

JonL