Anything and Everything

Hi! Don't you think it would be awesome to be famous on TV? Not only can you be seen by millions of judgemental people you can also give great shout outs (Hi Mum!).

But i guess after a while it would be kind of tiring, I mean with the press and all always asking what you are up to and if have time to talk, Surely you would run out of things to say after a while!


Reporter: Jon do you have any quick words for us?
Jon: Err. Apple, car, Emu, Wind resistance, Waffles
Reporter: O_o" thanks.


And for a real example take famous TV personality Dr Phil. After being on Tv for years he has become inapt at normal speech


@ Mc Donalds

Dr Phil: "Nowww Donnie, Don't try give mee an pebble an' call it a magic lamp, nowww Look deep ennside yourr self and bee 'onnest, Help me to help you to help me help youuu"
Cashier: "sooo.. your saying you want the coffee?"
Dr Phil: "Like the bear raises its cubs, No one else can change you, you must change you if YOU want to change"
Cashier: =_=?

I guess (Luckily) the only way for some of us to be 'on' the television is to sit on it.

Jonl